The size of a man's foot is always a fun way to test cock length. Take, for example, the foot of pornstar extraordinaire Zack Randall (a limber self-sucker, muscular gymnast, big cum squirter, and major piss freak). His beautiful endowment stretches from the heel of his foot to the ball of his big toe. Try this measuring technique out on yourself and share the results with Your Bearded Confidant!
tags: Michael Ian Black
We previously noted Michael Ian Black's gossip about his kissing scene with Bradley Cooper in the film Wet Hot American Summer. Black had noted, "Bradley Cooper just said I am his favorite on-screen kiss. That wasn't kissing; it was lovemaking." When asked what Bradley Cooper's mouth tastes like ("Carrots? Chiclets? Candied yams?"), Black responded "A lot like my dick, actually."
(Did you catch our photo set of the hot Bradley Cooper look-alike?)
When it comes to carnal knowledge, "know means know."
(No offense to the "no means no" folks, but in the world of mansex, actions speak louder than words. When a guy goes to another man's place, slips off his shoes, has some more drinks, watches some porn, pulls off his "I'm an Easy Lay" t-shirt, and loosens his tight "fuck-me" short shorts, the word "no" is clearly a homophone for "know.")
If you and your buddy (or buddies) can't decide who'll top and who'll bottom tonight, check out our virtual dice and let fate state your date!
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"What God has ordained no man can change. Brothers are forever":
"I dreamed a dream":
"The truth is everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to find the ones worth suffering for":
"This day too shall pass":
"Accept what is, let go of what was, and have faith in what will be":
"I'd rather die standing than live on my knees":
"Dream as if you will live forever":
"Have the courage to live. Anyone can die."
"Believe in your dream":
"Tomorrow is never promised":
"I know by experience that the poets are right":
"Welcome to the island of misfit toys":
"You only live once":
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