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What Do You Call ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Ways to Jack Off

You know that frozen soda drinks are called "slushies."  What does an avid watersports guzzler call a frozen piss drink?  A "flushie."

Meanwhile ...

"The only thing that's important in a relationship is watching the same TV shows."
—Gary Janetti

This is Like a Little Orgasm

 tags: Ejaculation, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

"A sneeze is like a little orgasm. In that most of mine are anal."
—Dan Guterman

Confessions of a Piss Slut

 tags: Stories, Watersports

This is an overheard conversation, spoken quietly but audibly between two men at a restaurant.  CAUTION: The details of this conversation are kinky and will be considered disgusting by vanilla-oriented homosexuals:

A: Does David know you've turned me into a piss slut?

B: Well, I think he knows, generally, that piss sex has rocked our world.

A: So he doesn't know that you've taught me to drink all of your piss throughout the day?

B: I haven't told him explicitly that I use your mouth as my urinal, no.  He has no knowledge that I mark my territory like an animal and that your mouth is mine to piss in and spit in and fuck.

A: Does he at least know that I bring you tall drinks and ask you to gulp them down so that you'll piss in my mouth sooner?

B: No, I haven't mentioned that you serve me pre-piss or that you beg for me to piss down your throat every waking hour.  Why, do you want me to tell David about your insatiable thirst to have hard pissing dicks spraying your tonsils?

A: I wouldn't be ashamed for him to know.  I just don't want him to think it's some sort of sweet, nurturing act.  I'd want him to know that when you unzip your pants, my mouth opens to be your toilet.  I'd want it to be clear to David that I don't guzzle your piss so much as submit to you relieving yourself down my throat.  I'd want him to know that you abuse my mouth and that when I urinate it's your own piss flowing through my dick.  I'd want him to know what when I've finished swallowing your piss, I ask you to drink more so that you can do it to me again.  I'd also want him to know that if I'm thirsty and you're not ready to piss down my throat, I'll piss in a glass and drink it in front of you, since it's your piss, and that you like watching me do that.

B: So you want me to tell David that you're a nasty piss slut and share graphic details?

A: I'm just saying I wouldn't mind him knowing, if he did.  I had just assumed you'd already told him what you do to me.

B: I don't know that David would even find it hot that your mouth is my urinal.  This is a fringe fetish, after all.

A: You're right.  Let's play it safe and not tell him.

Hosing My Dick Down Outside

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

Turns out I do NOT have an outdoor shower. But I will keep hosing my dick down outside for everyone's benefit.
—the fresh-as-a-daisy humanitarian Rob Huebel

Which Urinal Do You Choose?

 tags: Humor, Watersports

"Do you choose the urinal that's higher than the others or the one where you can look in a mirror while you pee? Either way you're a douche."