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When You Pass Out At This Fraternity ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Sex Toys

When you pass out at a Johns Hopkins fraternity, they graft a penis on your forehead.
—Dan Guterman

Like Getting a Blowjob, But On Your Elbow

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

Eating turkey bacon is like getting a blowjob, but on your elbow.
—the tasteful Alex Baze

Above is a collage of Diablo Fox from Nasty and Jimmy Fanz from Safeword (both for Hot House).

Take a Deep Breath and Then ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Watersports

Best way to reduce stress?  It's just like goin' swimmin'. Take a deep breath then piss all over yourself.

The One Thing There Shouldn't Be in Sexual Lubricant

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

There should be no can't in sexual lubricant.
—the very slick Rob Huebel

I'm Always Nervous About Role Play Because ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

I'm always nervous about role play, because who did they sleep with to get that part?