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Exercising People

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Hey exercising people, nobody gives a shit!
Michael Ian Black, whose brain is his biggest muscle

What's the Best Thing About Growing Up With a Close Brother?

 tags: Polls, Red Hot Gray Areas

What's the best thing about growing up with a close brother?
  • sharing secrets

  • sniffing his cumrag/dirty underwear

  • showering together

  • naked wrestling/horseplay

  • snuggling by the fireplace or while watching movies

  • asking to be j/o buddies and answering "fuck yeah!"

  • cumshot competitions

  • holding his cock as you piss together

  • learning about oral sex together

  • the first taste of his jizz

  • practicing anal sex together

  • the first taste of his asshole

  • deep kissing

The Difference Between Straight and Gay Men

 tags: It Takes a Man

Consider this: just one word distinguishes gay men from straight men.  Straight men classically say this about those they desire: "Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."  But gays can live with 'em and can live without 'em."  Truly, gay men can — and do!

When I'm Alone

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Music Lovers

I only listen to AC/DC's Thunderstruck when I'm alone because you don't need to see this. —the very funny and very musical Michael McKean, of This Is Spinal Tap fame

How Is It Possible For a Man to Rent Out His Anal Passage?

 tags: Humor, Red Hot Gray Areas

This question from the bonus interviews of Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle would seem to have an easy answer: The way it's possible for a man to rent out his anal passage is to go down to the docks with a sign that says "Get it here."  But the context of this question is more complicated than that, as it refers to a sketch about a man whose financial situation requires him to rent out his anal passage as an actual living space for a family of three.