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What Bicycle Seats See

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

Bicycle seats see some horrible stuff.

To Claim, Reach Up My Butt

 tags: Asses, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

FOUND: one bluetooth earbud on the floor at the Coffee Bean. To claim, reach up my butt.
—the audaciously bold Rob Huebel


 tags: Hairy Men, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

Can a guy get poison oak on his gums by blowing a lumberjack who had it on his dong but I thought that he was a girl the whole time?
—the sweet mouth of Rob Huebel

They Named It the "Nut Milk Bag"

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

Cheers to whoever at Vitamix named the accessory the "nut milk bag."

May All Your Dreams Come True Today

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Voyeurism

Gents, I hope all of your dreams come true today.
—the dreamy Iain Connell of Scotland