Bicycle seats see some horrible stuff.
—the knowledgable Rob Huebel
FOUND: one bluetooth earbud on the floor at the Coffee Bean. To claim, reach up my butt.
—the audaciously bold Rob Huebel
Can a guy get poison oak on his gums by blowing a lumberjack who had it on his dong but I thought that he was a girl the whole time?
—the sweet mouth of Rob Huebel
Cheers to whoever at Vitamix named the accessory the "nut milk bag."
Gents, I hope all of your dreams come true today.
—the dreamy Iain Connell of Scotland