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Sad Urinal, Why Do You Cry?

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel, Watersports

sad urinal why do you cry?
did you not want to be peed on today?
well neither did i
and you don't see me cryin'
—the dry-eyed Rob Huebel

Preston's Asymmetrical Tattoo

 tags: Before & After, Tattoos

Any guesses on exactly where Preston's asymmetrical tattoo is?

Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."

Nobody Works That Hard On Their Abs So They Can ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Muscles

Nobody works that hard on their abs so they can fuck ONE person.
—the penetrating Alex Baze

He Wants These Guys Jerking Off On His Chest

 tags: Hairy Men, Humor, Michael Ian Black

It's true: the insatiable Michael Ian Black, who is the life of every circle-jerk, genuinely hopes to win the members of the band One Direction simultaneously masturbating their hot cream all over his chest. (Seriously: he tweeted about it.)  We hope he wins and that he'll share photos of his manly tits covered in gay orgy jizz.

What Bicycle Seats See

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

Bicycle seats see some horrible stuff.