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Lots of People Tightly Together Equals ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

"Ever heard of cities? Lots of people tightly together equals lots of sleeping around."
—Alexander Bard, philosopher and founder of the bands Army of Lovers, Vacuum, Bodies without Organs, Gravitonas, and others

If You Pass Out Drunk in My Presence ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

"If you pass out drunk in my presence, I'll probably just sit there with a Sharpie, cursing my writer's block."


"The worst part about coming out of a coma are the 25 years worth of penises drawn on your forehead."
—Dan Guterman

Before & After #204

 tags: Before & After, Interactive

Is Miguel showing us how long his dick is?  Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."

Just Put a Saddle On Me

 tags: Anal Sex, Here's What It Looks Like

Just put a saddle on me
and ride me where you wanna get.
—Miike Snow, "The Rabbit"

While the Strongest Guy Is On the Bench Press ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Muscles

Join a really expensive gym. Wait until the strongest guy there is on the bench press. Teabag him in the eyes. Cancel membership.
—the ballsy Iain Connell of Scotland