This little piggy helped stimulate the prostate at the moment of orgasm.
—as ejaculated by the very fingerable Dan Guterman
Here's a joke we made up based upon a French pun:
Q: What is a fellator's liveliest bone?
A: His "jaw-de-vivre."
Just went balls to the wall and guess what? It hurt. It hurt real bad.
"Ever heard of cities? Lots of people tightly together equals lots of sleeping around."
—Alexander Bard, philosopher and founder of the bands Army of Lovers, Vacuum, Bodies without Organs, Gravitonas, and others