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This Little Piggy ...

 tags: Ejaculation, Hairy Men, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

This little piggy helped stimulate the prostate at the moment of orgasm.
—as ejaculated by the very fingerable Dan Guterman

A Fellator's Liveliest Bone

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

Here's a joke we made up based upon a French pun:

Q: What is a fellator's liveliest bone?

A: His "jaw-de-vivre."

Just Went Balls to the Wall And ...

 tags: Asses, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Just went balls to the wall and guess what? It hurt. It hurt real bad.

Forgot to Register for Sex Offending

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

Forgot to register for sex offending.
—the unforgettable Dan Guterman

Lots of People Tightly Together Equals ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

"Ever heard of cities? Lots of people tightly together equals lots of sleeping around."
—Alexander Bard, philosopher and founder of the bands Army of Lovers, Vacuum, Bodies without Organs, Gravitonas, and others