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Somebody Thought of Butt Plugs

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Sex Toys

Somebody thought of butt plugs.
—from the sometimes thinking of butt plugs Michael Ian Black

Not a Master Bedroom But Rather a ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Ways to Jack Off

I don't have a master bedroom; I have a masturbating bedroom.
—the very hands-on Keating Thomas

If You Don't Have a Hairy Chest ...

 tags: Tattoos

Here's a tip if you weren't gifted with a hairy chest: add manly interest to your pectoral region with a fancy tattoo.  Here are some examples of the masculine effect a full chest tattoo can create:

Similarly, you can create the interest of a furry belly with an abdominal tattoo:

No Man Ever Washes His Hands After ...

 tags: Watersports

The fact the "EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS" signs exist in men's rooms just goes to show you that no man ever washes his hands after pissing.

An Artisanal Hand Job

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

In the market for an artisanal hand job.
—the ever-ready-to-shoot Michael Ian Black