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Why He's Intensely Complicated

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Ways to Jack Off

Someone just now said to me, "You are intensely complicated." Granted, I am wearing a Rubik's cube costume and jerking off in the street.

The Guy at the Urinal Next To Me Loudly Said ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Watersports

Guy at the urinal next to me loudly said, "Takin' a whiz feels good!" Hated him for saying it. Hated myself for not saying it first.
—a delayed ejaculation by Michael Ian Black

Lying vs. Laying on a Beach

 tags: Anal Sex, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

You can't be "laying on a beach." It's "lying on a beach." Unless you're "getting laid," then you can be "laying." Either way, you're lying.

Which Man Is Going to Get Butt-Fucked?

 tags: Anal Sex, Interactive

Can you tell by their smiles which man is going to get butt-fucked?

Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."

Will Carve Your Pumpkin For ...

 tags: Food Sex, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

The incisive Rob Huebel "will carve your pumpkin for friendship or sex act."