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They Just Wanna Fuck Football Coaches

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

State troopers who guard football coaches just wanna fuck football coaches.
—the insightful Rob Huebel

The Weirdest Thanksgiving Tradition

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Kissing, Michael Ian Black

Can somebody please explain the origin of the Thanksgiving tradition where you open mouth kiss your stepdad before sitting down to eat?
Michael Ian Black, speaking with his mouth full

Those Who Live in Glass Houses Should Know ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Ways to Jack Off

Those who live in glass houses should know we're watching them masturbate. No need to get the police involved.

Covert Homosexual Activity

 tags: Anal Sex, Here's What It Looks Like

Some nights, if you're strolling through the woods, and you keep real still, you can hear me engaging in covert homosexual behavior.
—Dan Guterman

Let's Finger

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Let's finger.
—the finger-able Michael Ian Black