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Most of Our Pleasures Come From ...

 tags: Anal Sex, Here's What It Looks Like, Oral Sex

"Most of our pleasures come from filling or emptying cavities, and vice versa."
—Dr. Vincent J. Derbes

A Prescription for Full Release

 tags: Ejaculation, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Pretty sure I have tendinitis in my elbow if anybody knows a good massage place that finishes you off.
—the full release of Michael Ian Black

I Wish I Had All the Options

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Rob Huebel, Watersports

I wish I had all the options of where to pee that my dog has.
—the bursting Rob Huebel

I Just Want to Hug Something Till I Cum

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Romance

I just want to hug something till I cum.
—the squeeze-worthy Michael Ian Black

It Takes Three Men To ...

 tags: Cocks, Out of Context

Here's the best homoerotic line out-of-context we've seen in a good while:

"It takes three men to run [and] grab them by the horns and jerk them off."

The context is goats piling up in a corner. But it sounds like a college hazing ceremony to us. ;-) The line appears in the book Harder Than Hardscrabble: Oral Recollections of the Farming Life from the Edge of the Texas Hill Country.

Meanwhile, here's three men grabbing them by the horns and jerking them off: