One gay guy said to another gay guy in a gay bar as this other gay guy walked into the room, "Well, speak of the devil and he appears and sucks your dick."
Tip: If you put a fresh sprig of mint between your buttcheeks at night, it won't do anything whatsoever.
—the fresh-as-a-daisy Rob Huebel
Turns out that rearranging the letters of a word can be a very sexy experience. I just discovered how sensual the word BREATHING is. Consider these anagrams:
"Son, if you piss really hard into the bowl, it makes your willy sound bigger."
"That's great dad, but you've ruined my cornflakes."
—a tweet by Dan