Fashion question: how greasy is "too greasy" regarding male undergarments?
—the unchangeable Michael Ian Black
Alex Baze observes, "If it was easy to tell when someone was attracted to you, parties would be sooo short." That must be a hetero thing, because homos are pretty good at communicating their desires at parties:
As a nation I feel we've really abandoned the word "bunghole."
—the very deep Michael Ian Black
Note that "bunghole" is composed of two four-letter words.
Every time an announcer talks about one football player "imposing his will" on another, I feel violated.
—the inviolable Michael Ian Black