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The Word 'Anus' Is No More Vulgar Than ...

 tags: Asses, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

The word "anus" is no more vulgar than its medical name, "cock pocket."
—who else but Michael Ian Black?

Always Keep Your Balls in Tip-Top Condition

 tags: Humor, Testicles

Lads, keep your balls in tip-top condition and always be nice to your mother. It's the surest way to Heaven and a fine way to live.
—the tip-top Iain Connell

Just Got Woken Up By the Sound of ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Sex Toys

Just got woken up by the sound of my body absorbing energy and growing more powerful.
—the all-powerful Iain Connell

Why He Stands Back From the Urinal

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Watersports

Lately I've taken to standing a couple feet from the urinal when I let loose so others can enjoy and admire my powerful, clear stream.
—Michael Peein' Black (a.k.a. Michael Ian Black)

Personal Satisfaction From My Glutes

 tags: Asses, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

Getting a lot of personal satisfaction from my glutes these days.  Staring at my arse muscles in the mirror.  Almost tearful with pride.
—the well-defined Iain Connell