tags: ReM/Mixed Erotica
I encountered the word "penetralia" the other day in a vintage cartoon. Meaning the "innermost things" and "hidden place," it makes for a poetically sexy euphemism. I shared it with erotica author Jeremy Edwards, who tossed off two limericks using the word:
A sea captain's fine genitalia
Delighted his mate's penetralia.
He implored, "Leave it in!"
So they stayed skin to skin
All the way from Peru to Australia.
A foppish young gent of Westphalia
Was costumed in so much regalia,
He took hours to unwrap.
And one needed a map
To discover the man's penetralia.
Given the choice between the tall urinal and the short urinal, I will climb on the shoulders of a stranger and pee on him.
—the ever-flowing Rob Huebel
Sometimes I wonder if my foreskin had a happy life without me and if he ever thinks of me.
—the circumcised but not circumspect Rob Huebel
Probably going to make love to my pillow again tonight.
—the humpy Michael Ian Black
I don't get women. For starters, why do all of their penises look so weird?