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The Euphemism "Penetralia"

 tags: ReM/Mixed Erotica

I encountered the word "penetralia" the other day in a vintage cartoon.  Meaning the "innermost things" and "hidden place," it makes for a poetically sexy euphemism.  I shared it with erotica author Jeremy Edwards, who tossed off two limericks using the word:

A sea captain's fine genitalia
Delighted his mate's penetralia.
He implored, "Leave it in!"
So they stayed skin to skin
All the way from Peru to Australia.

A foppish young gent of Westphalia
Was costumed in so much regalia,
He took hours to unwrap.
And one needed a map
To discover the man's penetralia.

Given the Choice of Urinals ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel, Watersports

Given the choice between the tall urinal and the short urinal, I will climb on the shoulders of a stranger and pee on him.
—the ever-flowing Rob Huebel

Sometimes I Wonder If My Foreskin ...

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

Sometimes I wonder if my foreskin had a happy life without me and if he ever thinks of me.
—the circumcised but not circumspect Rob Huebel

Probably Going To Make Love to My Pillow

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Ways to Jack Off

Probably going to make love to my pillow again tonight.
—the humpy Michael Ian Black

I Don't Get Women

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

I don't get women.  For starters, why do all of their penises look so weird?