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Trying To Be More Vulnerable

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Trying to be more vulnerable in my life. Will spend the day with my dick hanging out of my chinos.

What's Your Motto? #24

 tags: Tattoos

As we saw in Part 23, some studs are so dedicated to their personal mottoes that they have the words tattooed onto their naked flesh. Here are some more from our archives:

"Me Against the World":

"Do not ever judge death from what you see. The body is only an empty shell, twitching at times. missing its inhabitant."

"They made me do it":

A Man Must Begin By ...

 tags: Hairy Men, Here's What It Looks Like, Out of Context

"A man must begin observing himself as though he did not know himself at all."
—P.D. Ouspensky

Why Gays Love Sunday Brunch

 tags: Red Hot Gray Areas

If you're a new gay, you might not fully understand why homosexuals are so obsessed with going out to Sunday brunch.  A friend texted me the other day, his words very ripe with implications: "The date went very well; he stayed through brunch."  Do you see the subtle meaning?  Gays who flock to Sunday brunch are showing off their successful hookups that lasted deep into the night.  Both parties, having risen late due to sexual exhaustion, are eager to be seen with who they slept with, all of the disastrous dates having already gone their un-merry ways.  All of the successful one-night stands wish to be seen in public together -- not in a sleazy bar, which is all about preliminaries -- but in a more civilized scenario, the sort of place that proper married couples go.  Sure, they could enjoy Sunday brunch together at his or his place, but then nobody would know.  So they show each other off to everyone in their ilk (the collective energy of the restaurant being radiant), play happy husbands for a hour, and then head for next Saturday.

An Armpit Is Not a Vagina

 tags: Armpits, Cocks, Ejaculation, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

An armpit is not a vagina.