These tea tree oil toothpicks are burning my peehole again.
—the probing Rob Huebel
What people don't appreciate about being a male model is how often we get "objectified."
When you think about it, our bodies have a crazy number of holes.
My pool boy is late because he says he is not my pool boy and I don't have a pool and stay out of my neighbor's yard.
—Rob Huebel, who does everything swimmingly
Just gave the pilot an hj as a thank you.