Seeing the '300' sequel with all my bros and then some roughhousing in the woods.
—the pine-fresh Rob Huebel
Beauty may only be skin deep, but not muscles.
tags: Anal Sex
This one's for 100% top men only. It may be true that you're 100% a top, though consider this: it's possible that you've simply not had the right dick up your ass yet. For example, here's what the wrong dick looks like:
And here's what the right dick looks like:
ALL CAPS LET'S FUCK no caps then just sit there and stare at our phones
—the either-way Rob Huebel
"I'm a squirter but only with an atomizer and a tasteful amount of Coco #5 behind each wrist."—Michael Ian Black