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Dreams in My Head

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Oral Sex

I just got back from Nantucket
Traffic wasn't bad; I ducked it.
Now I'm off to bed
W/ dreams in my head
Of that guy who sucks his own dick
—poetry-in-motion Michael Ian Black

A Pile of Their Trophies

 tags: Cocks, Out of Context, Pics of the Day

"They made a pile of their trophies high as a tall man's chin."
Departmental Ditties by Rudyard Kipling, 1898

Massive Dinosaur Bone Found

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Tattoos

News headline: "Massive dinosaur bone found" IN MY PANTS.
—the big-boned Michael Ian Black

Let a Penis Be Your Mustache

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

There's an old saying, "Let a smile be your umbrella," but it doesn't work.  Here's a new saying we can guarantee: "Let a penis be your mustache."  Here's what it looks like:

A Fine Disregard of Appearance

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Stripping

The key word in the caption is perhaps "fine."  He showed a fine disregard of appearance as he stripped in front of the other men.  He isn't slovenly; rather, his disregard here is splendid.  The implication seems to be that a fine regard of appearance and a fine disregard of appearance are two sides of the same coin.  He knew how to look good in clothes and, commensurately, how to look good out of them. From A Slip in the Fens, 1873.