Somebody should write a song comparing fireworks to how love can make you feel.
—the luminous Michael Ian Black
tags: Before & After
Can you tell a top man from his expression? Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal who gets fucked "after."
Please Lord allow me to live long enough to have an embarrassing age difference between myself and the person I am fucking.
As we saw in Part 26, some studs are so dedicated to their personal mottoes that they have the words tattooed onto their naked flesh. Here are some more from our archives:
"Once upon a time":
"Never a dull moment":
"No freedom till we're equal":
I just got back from Nantucket
Traffic wasn't bad; I ducked it.
Now I'm off to bed
W/ dreams in my head
Of that guy who sucks his own dick
—poetry-in-motion Michael Ian Black