tags: Before & After
We recently explained how to hack your home to incite a spontaneous circle jerk or orgy. See it in our Advice section, here.
Meanwhile, will this straight guy swallow the heavy load shot into his mouth? Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."
If you don't have enough men handy for a circle jerk, you can simulate one by positioning yourself and one buddy next to a dressing mirror so that, in your peripheral vision, you'll get the distinct sense of four men jacking off their cocks together.
As we saw in Part 29, some studs are so dedicated to their personal mottoes that they have the words tattooed onto their naked flesh. Here are some more from our archives:
"What's so good about picking up the pieces?"
"Trust no bitch":
"Tomorrow may never come":
"Loyalty, trust, respect":
"Sex on fire":
"If you can't handle my worst, you ain't getting my best":
"Living in sin is the new thing":
"Verfremdungseffekt" (the estrangement effect, coined by playwright Bertolt Brecht)
"Fear not for I am with you":
Fun craft idea: put a wooden skewer in your pee hole.
—the crafty Michael Ian Black, whose gay sex scene with Bradley Cooper (in Wet Hot American Summer) remains a favorite
(Wooden skewer face photo by A. Rosenberg.)