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How He Knew He Was Gay

 tags: Tattoos

39 year old Scott Alexander "credits his ease with other men to having had hetero relationships early on that just made him more aware of what he truly wants out of life and he now goes after it."  A-men, man!

White Paint - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Color" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

white paint - see paint. “The horse cock’s slit opened up, and buckets of white paint rushed out.” —Anonymous


Before & After #163

 tags: Before & After, Interactive

Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."

Suspicious-Smelling Sheets

 tags: Michael Ian Black

The sheets in my hotel room smell suspiciously like somebody wiped their ass sweat all over them. (Somebody did. Me.)
Michael Ian Black

Stream Of Liquid - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Gushing Terms" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

stream of liquid - see stream. “Josh echoed his cry, and a hot stream of liquid spurted from the tip.” —Chris Davidson, A Different Drum