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Fountain Of Life - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Ferility & Vitality" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

fountain of life - used to describe semen as a wellspring of vitality. “A warmth spread over my entire body as the muscles of his arms and legs tightened and loosened and tightened again. Inexorably a tension built within him, until at last he erupted, a fountain inside me, a fountain of life that went on and on forever. I closed my eyes and didn’t move, feeling the fountain go on.” —Tiffany Christian


The Thing About Unpredictably Hostile People Is . . .

 tags: Ejaculation, Humor

The thing about unpredictably hostile people is you can just suck my dick.
—William Keckler, the Poet Laureate of the Gay Pornosphere

Supply - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Quantities" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

supply - the totality of semen that a man can ejaculate at one time; see quantity. “When my supply ran out and I stepped back, she stood shakily, still rubbing my body fluids into her smooth skin. She picked up a washcloth and wiped only the area around her eyes and nose; from her lips down, she still glistened aromatically.” —Michael K. Smith


The Birds and the Bees Do It in the Trees

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

The birds and the bees,
they do it in the trees.
The birds and the bees,
they show the way for me.
—Sin With Sebastian, "Put it On," Golden Boy

Juice - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Beverages" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

juice - a liquid that is squeezed; see also juice of life in “Fertility.” “I didn’t know I had that much juice in me, especially for a second shot.” —D. V. Sadero, “They Call Me ‘HorseMeat,’ Flesh and the Word