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Bed Is the Best Place to Be, Except For ...

 tags: Michael Ian Black

Bed is the best place to be for pretty much all of my favorite activities except mini-golf.
—the incomparable Michael Ian Black

Stream - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Gushing Terms" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

stream - a steady flow. “Every time I touched his prick with my tongue, another stream oozed out the tip and drizzled along the shaft.” —Grant Foster


What's a "Doppelbanger"?

 tags: Anal Sex

Doppelbangers: Gay men who only screw guys who look just like them. Really gives new meaning to the phrase, "Go fuck yourself!"
—comedian and singer extraordinaire Jackie Beat

There Will Always Be Pictures of ...

 tags: Michael Ian Black, Ways to Jack Off

À la Michael Ian Black:  This holiday season, remember: gifts will come and go, but there will always be pictures of boys masturbating.

Yolk - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Ferility & Vitality" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

yolk - used to describe semen as an embryonic substance. “She cracked it open and got the yolk, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.” —Jeff and Brendan, Dictionary of Wanton Depravity