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Spermsauce - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "The Dairy Group" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

spermsauce - a creamy batter of masculine essence; used to describe the consistency and fertility of semen. “Hot and tasty, they savoured each other’s spermsauces.” —F. Wolter


The Reason for Those Plastic Wrappers

 tags: Anal Sex, Hairy Men

When I've bought porn DVDs in the past, I've wondered if hot men had sucked and fucked on top of my merchandise before it was shipped.  Now I have my answer, and now I know why DVDs are encased in plastic wrappers:

Lug - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Quantities" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

lug - a big swallow; suggests pulling with great effort, carrying an excessive amount, and an average man. “I said ‘Chug a lug’ as I came in her mouth and she swallowed.” —Pete Murphy


How One Couple Handles Promiscurity

 tags: Anal Sex, Oral Sex

We heard from a gay couple who found a way to manage their natural promiscuous urges within the parameters of their relationship. Whenever one of them brings home a strange man, both fuck the stranger simultaneously, one mounting the stranger's ass and the other mounting the stranger's face. They kiss each other while they fuck the stranger, so that they stay intimately connected even as they enjoy promiscuity. Here are some illustrations of how they position themselves:

Cocksucker Soup - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Nourishment" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

cocksucker soup - suggestive of a nourishing broth eaten by the spoonful. “He should certainly be on top of cocksucker soup.” —Chandler Brossard, As the Wolf Howls At My Door