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Northern Lights - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Poetic Imagery" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

Northern Lights - an awe-inspiring event of nature. “Try the Rainbow Special—all colors in one—and squirt Niagara Falls, Pikes Peak, souvenir postcards, rainbows, and Northern Lights.” —William Burroughs, Cities of the Red Night


The Infamous Dildo Seesaw

 tags: Pics of the Day, Sex Toys

Who was it who said "you haven't lived until you've taken a ride on a dildo seesaw"?  We asked a buddy to describe his encounter on the device.  "It's a ride," he said as he wiped his cumshot off his chest, "like a ride of life or death, one might say, and the personal growth the experience created will live in me for eternity."  We asked if he was exaggerating about the "life or death" part.  "If the ride had been the slightest bit more intense," he said earnestly, "I'm convinced the passion would have destroyed me."

Gissom - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Standard Terms" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

gissom - variation of jissom. “I let the gissom flow.” —Fjodur


Double-Blind Experiments

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

You've heard of "double-blind experiments."  Here's what they look like:

Blue Sperm - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Color" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

blue sperm - a relief from blue balls; the money shot in a “blue movie.” “Blue sperm / over his eyelids.” —Jerome Rothenberg, “War,” New Selected Poems, 1970-1985