A buddy, Trey, wrote asking about a trend he's been noticing on his dates. Trey shared that more and more of the guys he takes home to bed want to piss on him before fucking, as opposed to using their piss to spray off the cum and sweat afterward. Trey wondered what's up with all this pre-fuck piss play.
The answer is simple and practical, though most guys likely aren't conscious of why they want to piss first and fuck after. A man's urine is rich with male hormones (which is why so many men cruise each other around toilets — the smells make their dicks hard). When two men fuck in a puddle of piss, they're surrounded by a cloud of evaporating sex signals. Between the erotic aromas and overall juiciness, pissing before fucking makes the mansex more intense.
tags: Sperm Terms
From the "Negative Terms" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:
dickwad - a name used as an insult; used to describe the consistency of an ejaculation. “He pulled the condom off his bloated fuckmeat and made me suck out the gamey dickwad.” —Anonymous
It's so true that girls shouldn't get all the Princes Charming:
"He reads histories and mythologies and fairy tales, wondering why it seems that only girls are ever swept away from their mundane lives on farms by knights or princes or wolves. It strikes him as unfair to not have the same fanciful opportunity himself."
—Erin Morgenstern, The Night Circus
tags: Sperm Terms
From the "Ferility & Vitality" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:
manseed - liquid fertility, typically tossed; used to describe semen as the kernel of a man’s procreative ability. “The Kid was all the sweetmeat a guy could ever want to fuck full of manseed.” —Jack Fritscher, Stand by Your Man
The two men were pulling well together, with long steady strokes.
—Silas K. Hocking, "In Spite of Fate" (1901)