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Jade Sperm - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Color" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

jade sperm - the gemstone jade is known as the “loin stone” and has been used to treat sexual ailments. Nephrite jade comes in creamy white as well as green. “Jade sperm and gold fluid.” —Guangting Du, Divine Traces of the Taoist Sisterhood


Where Circlejerks Should Take Place

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

We love this sign indicating where circlejerks should take place.  Every city should have several!  The photo is via our friend at Frog Blog.

Milk-white Lava - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Temperature" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

milk-white lava - suggests a temperature so hot as to emit white light. “Tom’s cock erupted in a stream of milk-white lava that jettisoned ceilingwards, hanging suspended for a second, before arcing towards the splayed, languid bodies of the other guys.” —Randy Graham, Law School Libertine


Phantom Dicks #3

 tags: Fashion, Here's What It Looks Like, Ways to Jack Off

How can you tell a guy is used to handling two dicks at once? When he instinctively grabs for a second cock that isn't there.

Splooge - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Gushing Terms" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

splooge - variation of spooge. “Zank rubbed splooge off his leg with the back of his gun hand.” —Jerry Stahl, Plainclothes Naked