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What's Your Motto? - #12

 tags: Tattoos

As we saw in Part 11, some men are so dedicated to their personal mottoes that they have the words tattooed onto their bodies. Here are some more from our archives:

We're having trouble reading Logan Taylor's ambigram tattoo. We think it's "Get Him" when read from a blowjob orientation, and "Die Tryin" when read from a 69 position. Let us know if you can make it out better...

"Never Satisfied, No Regrets":

"Fortaleza y Honor" (Strength and Honor):

"No Faith, No Mercy":

"Be without fear in the face of your enemies":

"Friends Are the Family You Choose":

"I'm not leaving without you":


"Mind on my money, money on my mind":

Army - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Quantities" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

army - a soldierly ejaculation; a multitude of sperm on the warpath, like “an army getting ready to charge down the slope on the enemy.” —Gus Stevens, Love Me, Love My Dog


Before & After #175

 tags: Before & After, Interactive

Guess which of these dudes is about to get sucked.  Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."

I'll Beg to Call and Make Love on the Phone

 tags: Romance, Ways to Jack Off

The moment you leave me alone
I'll beg you to call and make love on the phone
—the openly gay band The Young Professionals, "Family Value," 9:00 To 17:00, 17:00 To Whenever

Jamjam - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Consistency" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

jamjam - used to associate semen with thick, sweet jelly. “Flood of warm jamjam lickitup.” —James Joyce, Ulysses