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Art that Stares Back at You and Your Dick #3

 tags: Cocks

We previously explored "art exhibitionists", guys getting off on art that stares back at them.  Here are some more!

Dick Drool - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Negative Terms" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

dick drool - see cock drool. “Our mouths met, and I licked the spit off his tongue as he pumped dick drool up my ass.” —Anonymous


As Long as It's Pink and It's Tight (2)

 tags: Asses

He doesn't care what it looks like,
just as long as it's pink and it's tight.
It's what he likes.
Uh, uh, uh, oh. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Uh, uh, uh oh.
—Pulp, "Pink Glove"

Procreative Bath - Semenyms

 tags: Sperm Terms

From the "Ferility & Vitality" section of our Dictionary of Semenyms:

procreative bath - a fertile flood; used to describe semen as a man’s fertile essence; see also fertility. “The procreative bath, like sun.” —D. H. Lawrence, Sun


A Horny Exception to an Old Proverb

 tags: Anal Sex, Here's What It Looks Like

You can't sit on two horses with one behind, according to an old Yiddish proverb.  However, you can sit on two dicks with one ass.  Voilà: