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I Keep My Dick Hangin' Out of My Pants

 tags: Cocks

I keep my dick hangin' out of my pants
so I can point out what I want.
—The Knife "Hangin' Out," Deep Cuts

Poll: Locker Hard-on

 tags: Interactive, Polls

Have you ever gotten an erection while showering with the other guys after gym class?
  • Yeah, lots of times
  • Well, I've gotten semi-hard
  • No, I try hard not to

Might Get a Tattoo Inside My Mouth That Says ...

 tags: Bondage, Humor, Rob Huebel, Tattoos

Might get a tattoo inside my mouth that says, "If you can read this, then we are totally making out right now."
—the hilarious Rob Huebel

Poll: When Does a Boy Become a Man?

 tags: Interactive, Polls

Every society defines the point at which a boy becomes a man. What do you think?

A boy becomes a man:
  1. during his first dungeon experience.
  2. during his first circle jerk.
  3. with his first taste of another man's semen.
  4. when he plucks a virgin man's cherry.
  5. the first time he takes a cock up his ass, to the hilt, without crying.
  6. when his dad, older brother, or mentor teaches him how to masturbate.

If Anybody Wants to Blow Me In My Dreams ...

 tags: Michael Ian Black, Oral Sex

If anybody wants to blow me in my dreams, I'm about to take a nap.
—the ever-blowable Michael Ian Black