As we saw in Part 15, some men are so dedicated to their personal mottoes that they have the words tattooed onto their bodies. Here are some more from our archives:
"My ancestors, I ask you to guide me. Show me how to live according to God's plan. Watch over my family and especially over my wife. Keep them free of disease and misfortune. Tell them that I live only for their happiness. My ancestors, I honor you and try to live the way you taught me.":
"Without suffering there would be no compassion":
"To thine own self be true":
"I love only liquid sex":
"No man alive knows the struggles I've survived":
"Don't live your life in fear":
"Me against the world":
"When your hand is wet when we shake hello you don't have to say 'it's just water.' I didn't think you pissed all over your hand."
I'd be interested in going 'balls to the wall' more often if they would just lower the wall to ball-level.
—the low-hanging Rob Huebel
Wherever I hang my hat, there I am a homosexual.
—William Keckler, the Poet Laureate of the Gay Pornosphere
Just legitimately raped this sofa cushion.
—Michael Ian Black, who'll hump anything