"Family first, money second, women third" (but doesn't he mean "dicks and dildos third, women fourth?"):
"Love me for who I am":
"Mise en place" (everything in its place):
"Life goes on":
"Amar sin miedo" (love fearlessly):
"Never bite the hand that feeds":
"Life is but a vapor":
"Nothing is impossible":
"Sometimes a part of love is losing it":
[We're revisiting this blog post with additional photos.]
If you could point at a man's cock and magically make it ejaculate, would you use that power responsibly or irresponsibly?
According to new statistics, cocksuckers whose taste for cum broadens into a thirst for piss are significantly happier than their jizz-restricted brothers in gaiety. Compared to men who don't offer their mouths as urinals for other men to piss into, pee fetishists are:
63% more optimistic about tomorrow
13% better able to handle distressing news
49% more satisfied with their life paths
88% more likely to describe their sex lives as "great" or "extraordinary"
While it's known that semen contains mood-enhancing hormones, it's still not clear how guzzling piss makes men happier than their pee-shy fellows. Some have posited that there may be some sort of spiritual component to it, citing a paradox that appears in many world religions: "the lowest shall be the highest." The thinking is that when a man lowers himself to the level of sewers, which is about as low as one can go, his spirit is mysteriously lifted. Whatever is behind piss-euphoria, the statistics are promising, indeed.
See if you're right about the size of his dick. Here's the "bulge . . . Click on the image to fully expose the cock.
Which of Valentin Defarge's looks do you prefer -- natural hair and clean shaven, or silver hair and bearded? Vote below the picture.