If I was a dentist, the first thing I would do is get my dick transplanted onto my hand.
—the inimitable Iain Connell
About to pleasure my clavicle.
—the autoerotic Rob Huebel
Have you pleasured your own clavicle today?
Don't forget that you can also pleasure a buddy's clavicle:
Don't want to tell anybody what to do, but maybe vanilla-scented toilet paper so your asshole smells like vanilla?
—from the sweetest smelling asshole we've encountered, Michael Ian Black
Grab a bottle of vanilla extract and sniff it while browsing our "Ass Sniffing" collection. It might just blow your mind.
Wearing some wonderful hair product that goes a bit white in the rain and looks like flakes of spunk when it dries in again.
—the spunkiest man in Scotland, Iain Connell
tags: It Takes a Man