Maybe I have a banana in my pocket AND I'm happy to see you.
—from the a-peel-ingly penetrative mind of Michael Ian Black
If I can be serious for a moment, getting blowjobs really does feel good.
—the blow-worthy Michael Ian Black, who always tells it like it is
"Come with me. Are you ready to explore to make it real?"
—the sizzling hot and hairy Swede Eric Berglund of the band ceo, in his song "Come With Me" from the album White Magic.
Homosexual art is like a rubber duckie. I'm okay with that.
—William Keckler, the Poet Laureate of the Gay Pornosphere
From the way they're looking at one another, can you guess which guy will do the topping? Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."