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Maybe I Have a Banana in My Pocket

 tags: Humor, Michael Ian Black

Maybe I have a banana in my pocket AND I'm happy to see you.
—from the a-peel-ingly penetrative mind of Michael Ian Black

Getting Blowjobs Really Does Feel Good

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Michael Ian Black, Oral Sex

If I can be serious for a moment, getting blowjobs really does feel good.
—the blow-worthy Michael Ian Black, who always tells it like it is

Come With Me

 tags: Romance

"Come with me.  Are you ready to explore to make it real?"
—the sizzling hot and hairy Swede Eric Berglund of the band ceo, in his song "Come With Me" from the album White Magic.

Like a Rubber Duckie

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Oral Sex

Homosexual art is like a rubber duckie.  I'm okay with that.
William Kecklerthe Poet Laureate of the Gay Pornosphere

Before & After #185

 tags: Before & After, Interactive

From the way they're looking at one another, can you guess which guy will do the topping?  Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."