All this talk about thinking outside the box, but when will people fuck outside the box?
—Alexander Bard, founder of the bands Army of Lovers, Vacuum, Bodies Without Organs, Gravitonas, and others
Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."
"You know on at least one assignment James Bond had to suck somebody's dick."
—Gary Janetti, who is surely right about it
Either my dick has got smaller or my memory foam sex doll has been cheating on me.
—favorite Scottish comedian Iain Connell