Is that big foot a clue about his cock size? Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."
"Just tried soy milk in my coffee for the first time; really digging the semen-y flavor it adds."
"Please don't take this in a sexual way, but if you watch a straw going into a lid, it looks like a dick going through a butt hole."
—from the deliciously dirty mind of Michael Ian Black
You've heard of a "happy ending" on the massage table, when the masseur successfully rubs away that final tension in your dick and then reaches for a big cum rag. But do you know what a "sad ending" is? Eli Braden explains:
"A 'sad ending' is when the masseur pours semen INTO your dick-hole at the end."