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Before & After #187

 tags: Before & After, Interactive

Is that big foot a clue about his cock size?  Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."

Everything Smells Like Something Else

 tags: Hairy Men, Here's What It Looks Like, Out of Context

Everything smells like something else... it's so dreadfully confusing.
—Noël Coward

Digging the Semen-y Flavor

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

"Just tried soy milk in my coffee for the first time; really digging the semen-y flavor it adds."
Ike Barinholtz

Like a Straw Going Into a Lid

 tags: Humor, Michael Ian Black

"Please don't take this in a sexual way, but if you watch a straw going into a lid, it looks like a dick going through a butt hole."
—from the deliciously dirty mind of Michael Ian Black

What's the Opposite of a Massage's "Happy Ending"?

 tags: Humor

You've heard of a "happy ending" on the massage table, when the masseur successfully rubs away that final tension in your dick and then reaches for a big cum rag. But do you know what a "sad ending" is? Eli Braden explains:

"A 'sad ending' is when the masseur pours semen INTO your dick-hole at the end."