I for one only trust the completely naked, since DRESSED people mistakenly believe they do have something to hide.
tags: Red Hot Gray Areas
We love really specific erotic scenarios that send guys over the edge, the more specific the better. For example:
Consider a pair of twins, separated at birth, who both go into porn as virgins and are filmed popping each other's cherries before discovering that they're long-lost brothers.
As Iain Davidson quips, "It's taken a while but incest porn has finally come into its own."
(Please feel free to share the specific erotic fantasy that gets you off.)
My bodywash was convicted of a sexual offense in '99.
—the delightfully controversial Rob Huebel
Idea: sell little containers of jizz as "boy caviar."
—the brilliant mind of Michael Ian Black
I wish this breeze would grow some balls and become a soft wind already.