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Why We Should Trust Only Completely Naked Men

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

I for one only trust the completely naked, since DRESSED people mistakenly believe they do have something to hide.
Alexander Bard

Separated at Birth

 tags: Red Hot Gray Areas

We love really specific erotic scenarios that send guys over the edge, the more specific the better. For example:

Consider a pair of twins, separated at birth, who both go into porn as virgins and are filmed popping each other's cherries before discovering that they're long-lost brothers.

As Iain Davidson quips, "It's taken a while but incest porn has finally come into its own."

(Please feel free to share the specific erotic fantasy that gets you off.)

My Bodywash was Convicted of a Sexual Offense

 tags: Humor, Rob Huebel

My bodywash was convicted of a sexual offense in '99.
—the delightfully controversial Rob Huebel

"Boy Caviar"

 tags: Ejaculation, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Idea: sell little containers of jizz as "boy caviar."

I Wish This Breeze Would Grow Some Balls ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

I wish this breeze would grow some balls and become a soft wind already.
Rob Huebel