Just wanted to give a quick middle finger to all the football players from my high school twenty three years ago.
—the flippin' Michael Ian Black
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A country is only as civilized as the number of nude beaches it presents in relation to its population size.
As we saw in Part 17, some men are so dedicated to their personal mottoes that they have the words tattooed onto their bodies. Here are some more from our archives:
"Erase all fears":
Just won a game of grabby ass I played alone.
—the autoerotic comic Michael Ian Black
I have a tiny, battery-powered hair dryer fitted to the back of my scrotum that stops my sweaty arse from flooding the many chairs I sit on.
—the brilliant Iain Connell of Scotland