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A Quick Middle Finger

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Michael Ian Black

Just wanted to give a quick middle finger to all the football players from my high school twenty three years ago.
—the flippin' Michael Ian Black

The Importance of Nude Beaches

 tags: Pics of the Day

A country is only as civilized as the number of nude beaches it presents in relation to its population size.
—Alexander Bard

What's Your Motto? #18

 tags: Tattoos

As we saw in Part 17, some men are so dedicated to their personal mottoes that they have the words tattooed onto their bodies. Here are some more from our archives:

"Erase all fears":

"Vita communis est" (community is life, part of a quotation by Saint John Berchmans):

"Tread lightly around this flower for even though my roots run deep my petals fall at any sign of betrayal."

"Only God can judge me."

"Chaos theory":

"Pure Pleasure":

Just Won a Game of Grabby Ass

 tags: Asses, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Just won a game of grabby ass I played alone.
—the autoerotic comic Michael Ian Black

One Solution for a Sweaty Ass

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

I have a tiny, battery-powered hair dryer fitted to the back of my scrotum that stops my sweaty arse from flooding the many chairs I sit on.
—the brilliant Iain Connell of Scotland