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When It Comes to a Nude Statue ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

When it comes to a nude statue, we should all agree that they are just decoration.
Rob Huebel

Anally Exploited Nations

 tags: Asses, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

How do you determine if a nation is a "third world country?" I think basically if Americans travel there to have anal sex with economically disenfranchised people, then it's most likely a "third world country." Probably we should replace that phrase "third world country" with the more realistic and descriptive "anally exploited nation." Or "A.E.N." for short.
—William Keckler, the Poet Laureate of the Gay Pornosphere

Confession: I'm a Squirter

 tags: Ejaculation, Here's What It Looks Like, Michael Ian Black

Confession: I'm a squirter.
—the fountain of liquid love that is Michael Ian Black

My Butthole Covered By Jeans

 tags: Humor, Michael Ian Black

Quick pic of my butthole covered by jeans.
Michael Ian Black

This Man's Mustache Smells Like ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Kissing, Rob Huebel

This man's mustache smells like it's given a lot of rides to people who needed rides somewhere.
—the perspicacious Rob Huebel

And speaking of mustaches, Lucky's t-shirt says it all: