When it comes to a nude statue, we should all agree that they are just decoration.
How do you determine if a nation is a "third world country?" I think basically if Americans travel there to have anal sex with economically disenfranchised people, then it's most likely a "third world country." Probably we should replace that phrase "third world country" with the more realistic and descriptive "anally exploited nation." Or "A.E.N." for short.
—William Keckler, the Poet Laureate of the Gay Pornosphere
Confession: I'm a squirter.
—the fountain of liquid love that is Michael Ian Black
Quick pic of my butthole covered by jeans.
—Michael Ian Black
This man's mustache smells like it's given a lot of rides to people who needed rides somewhere.
—the perspicacious Rob Huebel
And speaking of mustaches, Lucky's t-shirt says it all: