I don't feel it's a 'relationship' until duct tape is involved.
—William Keckler, the Poet Laureate of the Gay Pornosphere
My shorts rode up into my buttcrack. Any tips?
tags: Before & After
Guess what's inside the piñata. Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."
These Wrangler jeans commercials really make me wanna play grab ass with my masculine pals.
—the grabbable Rob Huebel
It's just occurring to me now, for the first time, that "raging" is a terrifying way to describe a hard-on.
—the upstanding Michael Ian Black