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For True Fucking to Take Place ...

 tags: Ejaculation, Here's What It Looks Like, Red Hot Gray Areas

If condoms are used, a man can be penetrated but not technically fucked.  For true fucking to take place, cum must transferred.  That doesn't mean it has to go up the ass or down the throat.  For example:

Monogamy Means ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

Monogamy is the idea that of all 7 billion plus people on the planet you must find one, who from now on is the only one you'll ever talk to.
—Alexander Bard, former genderfuck singer and now bearded philosopher

(Speaking of all the men in the world, did you know that if every man on earth whipped out his cock and ejaculated at the same time, the jizz would form an 800,000 gallon tidal wave?)

Here's what monogamy doesn't look like:

An Unexpected Meaning of "Beard"

 tags: Hairy Men, Here's What It Looks Like

Once in while I like to discover an unexpected definition of the word beard.  For example: "to face, meet or deal with an unpleasant or frightening person in a brave or determined way" (Cambridge Dictionary).
—the beard-worthy Iain Connell

While Sitting On Santa's Lap

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Red Hot Gray Areas

Worst part of the mall right before the holidays is maintaining an erection while standing on line to sit on Santa's lap.
—the engorged and tingling Michael Ian Black

If Anal Sex Had a Birthday ...

 tags: Humor

If anal sex had a birthday, I bet nobody would forget to celebrate it the way people casually forget their anniversaries.
—William Keckler, the Poet Laureate of the Gay Pornosphere