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If Mansex is Properly Filthy ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

Just a thought: if mansex is properly filthy, you shouldn't be able to look at one another afterward.

A Song Full of Cocksucking Aggression

 tags: Music Lovers

There's this new song that's full of gay cocksucking and aggression, and we can't in good conscience recommend it because it's so filthy and violent. It's from a Dutch musician who goes by the name Molgam.  The song is currently a free download over at SoundCloud.  It's called "A Sad Place for Old Hopeless People."

The lyrics are sampled from movie dialogue.  Two men are talking:

Man 1: From now on, you Big Buster's wife.

Man 2: Oh, no, no ... I'm ... I'm already taken, so you're probably gonna have to find somebody else.

[Sounds of violent punches as Man 1 beats Man 2 into a submissive cock worshipper.]

Man 1: You'd better shut the fuck up and start sucking my dick.  Start sucking my dick [repeated to the rhythm].  There's nothing to be scared of.  You just got to think about it like the first time you got laid.  You just gotta go: 'Daddy, are you sure this is right?'

Always at a Crossroads

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Out of Context

"A man's life is always at a crossroads. And not his life alone, not if he's a man."
—James Clavell, King Rat

Kissing Ass Is Never a Prison Sentence Unless ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Out of Context

Kissing ass is never a prison sentence unless you allow it to be.
Andrew FullenUniversal Studios vs. Battlestar Galactica

Eight Dollars With Tongue

 tags: Humor, Kissing, Michael Ian Black

Today only: I'm offering five dollar kisses. Eight dollars with tongue.
—the tongue-worthy Michael Ian Black, whose gay sex scene with Bradley Cooper (in Wet Hot American Summerremains a favorite