The Time Warner Cable guy didn't like how I kept asking him to guess if I was hard or not while he fixed my DVR.
—the dangerously horny Rob Huebel
Growing a beard for an upcoming dramatic weekend.
Good start, buddy:
There's a Taoist yoga technique called "anal breathing," but that's not what Harry is doing to Tommy here. We think Harry is using hot cum-scented breath to relax the sphincter for abuse.
Here are Fred and T.J. trying the Harry's technique:
And here are Timothy and Marco trying it out:
Um, does HE know he's your boyfriend?
My safe word is quiet sobbing.