I could probably fit most of a smallish nipple into my pee hole.
—the polymorphously perverse Michael Ian Black
We now return to Michael Ian Black's juicy confession: "I'm a squirter."
When a guy is used to handling two cocks at once, he'll instinctively grab for a second dick that isn't there.
The Time Warner Cable guy didn't like how I kept asking him to guess if I was hard or not while he fixed my DVR.
—the dangerously horny Rob Huebel