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I Probably Fit Most Of a ___ Into My Pee Hole

 tags: Chests, Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Michael Ian Black

I could probably fit most of a smallish nipple into my pee hole.
—the polymorphously perverse Michael Ian Black

It's Not Gay If You Close Your Eyes

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

It's not gay if you close your eyes.
—Artie Johann 

Confession: I'm a Squirter (2)

 tags: Chests, Ejaculation, Hairy Men, Here's What It Looks Like, Michael Ian Black

We now return to Michael Ian Black's juicy confession: "I'm a squirter."

Phantom Dicks #7

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

When a guy is used to handling two cocks at once, he'll instinctively grab for a second dick that isn't there.

I Kept Asking Him to Guess If I Was Hard or Not

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

The Time Warner Cable guy didn't like how I kept asking him to guess if I was hard or not while he fixed my DVR.
—the dangerously horny Rob Huebel