Once you've been and done everything possible with your genital organs, fucking exceptional minds is your only pleasure left.
—Alexander Bard, philosopher and founder of the bands Army of Lovers, Vacuum, Bodies without Organs, Gravitonas, and others
"This sleepover is fun, but you know what would make it MORE fun? ...Yeah, OK, ghost stories. I was going to say if we took our dicks out."
Whoever gave me the advice to glue a shitload of fake eyelashes all over my chest to seem more hairy, I should not have listened to you.
—the smooth-talking Rob Huebel
How come nobody smells my head anymore like when I was a kid?
—the sniffable Rob Huebel
"Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage blindfolded at a gay party."
—Vivian Stanshall, Sir Henry At Rawlinson End
We couldn't find photos of sausage sex with blindfolds, but here's at least something: