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Once You've Done Everything ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, It Takes a Man, Pics of the Day, Romance

Once you've been and done everything possible with your genital organs, fucking exceptional minds is your only pleasure left.
—Alexander Bard, philosopher and founder of the bands Army of Lovers, Vacuum, Bodies without Organs, Gravitonas, and others

This Sleepover Would be More Fun If ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

"This sleepover is fun, but you know what would make it MORE fun? ...Yeah, OK, ghost stories. I was going to say if we took our dicks out."

Whoever Gave Me the Advice to ...

 tags: Hairy Men, Humor, Rob Huebel

Whoever gave me the advice to glue a shitload of fake eyelashes all over my chest to seem more hairy, I should not have listened to you.
—the smooth-talking Rob Huebel

How Come Nobody Smells My ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

How come nobody smells my head anymore like when I was a kid?
—the sniffable Rob Huebel

Sausage Party

 tags: Anal Sex, Food Sex

"Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage blindfolded at a gay party."
—Vivian Stanshall, Sir Henry At Rawlinson End

We couldn't find photos of sausage sex with blindfolds, but here's at least something: