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Your First Time Will Be Like Fireworks, Because ...

 tags: Anal Sex, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

Your first time will be like fireworks, but only because it's illegal in 14 states.
—Dan Guterman

Eight Years' Worth of Erection in My Denim Shorts

 tags: Cocks, Hairy Men, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Music Lovers, Ways to Jack Off

The bit in the new Bon Jovi song where it's stripped right down to vocals and drums puts 8 years' worth of erection in my denim shorts.  Can't wait to rip my vest off at the live show and club my erection with a concrete lintel to that stripped down Bon Jovi beat.
—the erection-inducing Iain Connell

Each Man Spills the Drink He Loves

 tags: Ejaculation, Here's What It Looks Like

"Each man spills the drink he loves."
—Robert Anton Wilson

Of Prison Showers and Phallus Worship

 tags: Pics of the Day

Two screen grabs from new Blu-ray releases caught our eye today:

First, here's a detail of Viggo Mortensen all wet in a prison shower:

Second, here's a detail of a Fellini still about the cult of the phallus:

This is also what sometimes happens in a prison shower:

And of course phallus worship takes many forms:

Sloppy Seconds

 tags: Anal Sex, Cocks, Ejaculation, Hairy Men, Here's What It Looks Like, Michael Ian Black

Let's quit saying "sloppy seconds" like it's a bad thing, ok?
—the ever-penetrating Michael Ian Black