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The Breakfast Food You Can Fuck

 tags: Food Sex, Michael Ian Black

Comedian Michael Ian Black quips: "New slogan for bagels: The breakfast food you can fuck."

A Cocksucker's Tears of Joy

 tags: Eyes, Oral Sex

Performed properly, a blowjob will bring tears of joy to the sucker, equal in volume to the top man's drips of precum.

from Breeding Ian Jay by Treasure Island Media
Breeding Ian Jay (Treasure Island Media)

The True Origin of the Heart Symbol

 tags: Asses

The symbol of love, ♥, doesn't look much like a human heart. That's because it's not based upon the heart, but rather the buttocks.

A Sexy Riddle

 tags: Anal Sex, Fisting, Humor

Here's a old riddle from the perspective of a dirty mind:

Q: What it is I give, and others take, yet I never part with it?

A: My hand.

Fisting by Stephen Maskrey
by Stephen Maskrey

Fisting in Heatwave by Falcon
Adriano Marquez & Tom Chase in Heatwave (Falcon)

Fisting in Incredible Fuk'n'Holes by Hot Desert Knights
Incredible Fuk'n'Holes (Hot Desert Knights)

Proof that Angels Have Cocks

 tags: Humor

You've heard that angels are androgynous, but here's historical proof that they have cocks.