Comedian Michael Ian Black quips: "New slogan for bagels: The breakfast food you can fuck."
Performed properly, a blowjob will bring tears of joy to the sucker, equal in volume to the top man's drips of precum.
The symbol of love, ♥, doesn't look much like a human heart. That's because it's not based upon the heart, but rather the buttocks.
Here's a old riddle from the perspective of a dirty mind:
Q: What it is I give, and others take, yet I never part with it?
A: My hand.
You've heard that angels are androgynous, but here's historical proof that they have cocks.