Monogamy is the idea that of all 7 billion plus people on the planet you must find one, who from now on is the only one you'll ever talk to.
—Alexander Bard, former genderfuck singer and now bearded philosopher

(Speaking of all the men in the world, did you know that if every man on earth whipped out his cock and ejaculated at the same time, the jizz would form an 800,000 gallon tidal wave?)

Here's what monogamy doesn't look like: